Deciji biseri 2 - Childrens pearls - part 2

KO JE BIO IVO ANDRIC?
- O je bio zidar i napravio je najveci most na Drini, al mu nisu platili.
- On je pisao o jednoj Jeleni, koju je izgubio pa je trazio po kamenju.
- On je izmislio saobracajne znakove.
- Imao je puno knjiga i sesira.
- Svi imaju samo jedan spomenik, a on ih ima mnogo.
- To je mamina prva velika ljubav i kad se udala za tatu o njemu puno prica, a tati svejedno.

KO SI TI?
- To me pitaju mama i tata kad me tuku, a ja im odgovaram da sam njihovo dete.
- Mnogo sam fina devojcica i lepo pisem po cistom zidu
- Ja sam deda jer se zovem kao on.

STA NAJRADIJE JEDES
- Volim sve a najvise pasulj sa dokolenicom.
- Volim i slatko od sljivovice.
- Meso od pileta sa drskicom.
- Najsladje jedem kupusa od salate.
- Sta drugo nego kuvano jaje na oko.
- Najvolim da ne jedem. A kad moram kazem da nisam gladan, da me boli srce ili uvo i da imam krajnike u stomaku.
- Volim dzigericu i druge unutrasnjice.

STA SANJAS?
- Sanjam razne sanove u boji.
- Jednom sam sanjala da sam velika i debela. Posle sam se probudila i dobila batine. Mama je rekla: Ovo nije dedina posteljina u koju mozes da piskiz kad hoces.
- Sanjam da sam Pepeljuga i da je moj princ lepsi od njenog.
- Nije lepo sanjati. To rade samo oni sto ce da idu u puno razreda i da nose kravatu, a posle dodu kod tate da traze para.

STA JE KARAKTER?
- To je sport. Moj brat je karakterista.
- To sam video u zooloskom vrtu. Ima rogove, ali nema rep.

STA JE SLOBODA?
- Sloboda je kad pitam mamu smem li da uzmem cokoladu a ona kaze: Uzmi slobodno!

STA JE DETINJSTVO?
- To je moj zivot kad sam bio mali.
- To dobijemo kad se rodimo, pa posle prode
- Detinjstvo je kad gledas slike zute boje.

STA JE PUBERTET?
- Neizleciva je to bolest. I doba kad ti brkovi porastu preko noci.
- Pubertet je zivot sastavljen od gluposti
- To je kad prestanes biti devojcica i slobodno mozes da se sminkas
- Kad sam sa dedom stalno pricamo o devojkama iz tog puberteta

STA JE ODGOVORNOST?
- To je nesto sto svi traze, a niko ne zna sta je. Ne znam ni ja.
- Cuo sam da je to nesto jako tesko sto ne moze svako da nosi.
- Odgovornost je Kad ja trazim sladoled a tata odgovara: Ne moze.
- Odgovornost je kad odgovaras druga da ne uci i nagovaras ga da se igra.

KAKO SE PRAVE BEBE?
- One se prave od babica u porodilistu.
- Sramota me da kazem jer je to bezobrazan posao.
- Prave se nocu zato zmure kad se rode.
- To je jedan glupav posao za koji se prima deciji dodatak.
- Bebe se prave od rode ili od kupusa. Kako ko voli.
- Bebe se prave kad si dobar pa ti rode brata, a onda je on glavni pa si dzabe bio dobar.

STA JE HOBI?
- Te stapice sam jeo kad sam bio mali.
- Moj hobi je da kvarim televizor
- Hobi mog dede je laganje babe i hvatanje riba.
- Hobi je nesto besplatno sto te skupo kosta.

STA JE SUNCE?
- Ko gleda u sunce,a ne zmuri ima da mu se razboli uciteljica.
- Najlepse sunce je na moru. Ono tamo stanuje i cim dodemo pita koliko imamo para.
- Ja sam babino sunce. Valjda jesam jer me i mama tako zove.

STA JE HOROSKOP?
- Tamo sam isao da gledam Hari Potera
- To je nauka zbog koje se ne ide u skolu.
- Horoskop je ono kad su deca isto obucena i pevaju istu pesmu u vise glasova.

STA JE VEROISPOVEST?
- Ko ima veroispovest uvek je cist, ne laze i redovno sece nokte.
- Ne znam za sta to sluzi al to dobijes cim se rodis.

KO JE PATRIJARH?
- On je predsednik muskim i zenskim popovima.
- On je isto sto i Sveti Sava samo sto je ziv
- Kad je Bozic ili Uskrs on peva, a nije snimio CD.
- P je onaj sto se krsti kad mu mi masemo.

STA JE POLITIKA
- je lepa rec za pokvarene poslove.
- To su ljudi koji cudno pricaju da bi drugi mislili kako su pametni.
- To je kad cike u odelima lazu pred puno sveta a ovi im pljescu.

STA JE EVRO?
- Evro je kad na televiziji pobedi Lane moje
- To je isto sto i evrokrem samo u manjoj tegli.
- Cuo sam kad je mama rekla komsinici da je gledala Evra sa onoga svijeta
- To su najskuplje pare koje se kupuju kad primis platu.

STA JE JUGOSLAVIJA?
- Jugoslavija je ovo gde zivimo ali vise ne postoji.
- To je drzava iz koje su nastali Srbi u rasejanju.
- kad nesto imas pa nemas, onda je to Jugoslavija
- To je sestra od nekog Jugoslava, al je ja ne poznajem.

STA JE PRESTONICA?
- Tako zovu Beograd na telelviziji.

KO JE SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC?
- To je dasa sto je jednom bio glavni.
- To je cika kome se sudi na televiziji kad nije bolestan.
- On je bio puno dobar, al ga ne vole zbog zene.
- Njega su odveli jer je tukao policiju.

STA JE NACIONALNI INTERES?

- To je nesto sto se stalno izdaje.
- nasi susedi to imaju, a mi imali pa dali njima
- To je ma gde otisao da budes Srbin.

STA JE KOMUNIZAM?
- To su matorci kojima vicu bando crvena
- To je neko pusto ostrvo za neplivace.
- To je samo za odrasle. Decu od toga boli stomak.
- To je moj deda kad je bio mlad i lud.
- Ja nemam komunizam jer redovno pijem mleko.

KO JE DOKTOR NAUKA?
-To je doktor koji leci nauku.
- Doktor nauka je naucno bice.
- To je onaj sto ne nosi beli mantil nego odelo pa je smesan.
- On ti ne kaze da otvoris usta, samo on prica.
- to je neki sto se maskira pa ne znas da je doktor.

STA JE KULTURA?
- To je pzoriste, a mene cesto vode u kulturu.
- To se dobije u kuci i nosi se gde god da ides.
- To se sadi na selu pa se posle prodaje na pijaci u gradu.

STA JE GENOCID?
- To su oni filmovi sto se prikazuju posle ponoci.
- To je nesto iz ponavanja prirode.
- Genocid nasledujemo od mame i tate.
- Genocid je nesto sto se prica stalno, a u vezi je sa nekim gradom od srebra.

STA JE KLONIRANJE?
- To je kad se klovn nervira.
- To se radi na ovcama, a posle ce na nama.

STA JE MAFIJA?
- Kad se kradu tresnje to nije mafija.
- To je jedan gospodski, vrlo placen posao.

STA JE SOVINIZAM?
- Sovinizam je kad se neko zove Specijalni Izaslanik Visokog predstavnika Ujedinjenih nacija

STA JE DROGA?
- Moj deda se drogira. On je dijabolicar i svaki dan daje sebi drogu iz sprice.

STA JE PRES KONFERENCIJA?
- To je kad jedni pitaju,a drugi sede i piju Jelen pivo.
- Na to se teraju novinari.
- Ko god hoce nesto da slaze on napravi tu konfernciju

STA JE AEROBIK?
- To je stocni aerodrom.
- Kad trcis uz muziku a nisi balerina.
- Da bi dobio aerobik moras biti puno debeo.
- U to veruju samo ruzne tete.

GDE JE AMERIKA?
- To su oni sto ne znaju gde je Srbija.
- Tamo su ziveli kauboji i indijanci, ali su se poubijali pa sad zive samo glumci.




Who was the IVO ANDRIC?
- O was a bricklayer and built the largest bridge on the Drina river, but he was not paid.
- He wrote about a deer that was lost and was looking for the stones.
- He invented the traffic signs.
- He had a lot of books and a hat.
- All have only a memorial, and he made them a lot.
- It's a big sissy first love when she married dad talking about him a lot and dad anyway.

Who are you?
- That makes me wonder if Mom and Dad beat me and I answer them that I am their child.
- Lots of nice girl and I write in a nice clean wall
- I am a grandfather, because my name like he does.

WHAT prefer eating
- I love all and most beans with leggings.
- I love the sweet plum brandy.
- Meat of chicken with drskicom.
- Sweetest eating of cabbage salad.
- What other than a boiled egg.
- Najvolim not to eat. And when I say that I'm not hungry, that hurts the heart or ear, and tonsils in my stomach.
- I love liver and other unutrasnjice.

STA dream?
- Dream sanove different color.
- I once dreamed that I was big and thick. After I woke up and got beaten. Mom said: This is not Dedina linen in which you can piskiz you want.
- Dream that I was Cinderella and that my prince more beautiful than her.
- Not a nice dream. They do only what is going to go to a lot of class and to wear a tie, and after the dad to come looking for money.

WHAT IS CHARACTER?
- It's a sport. My brother is characteristic.
- I saw at the zoo. It has horns, but no tail.

What is freedom?
- Freedom's when I ask mom if I can to get chocolate and she said: Get free!

WHAT IS CHILDHOOD?
- It's my life when I was little.
- It's when we get again, and after sales
- Childhood when looking at pictures of yellow color.

WHAT IS puberty?
- Neizlecivo this disease. The time when your mustache rise overnight.
- Puberty is a life made up of nonsense
- It's when you stop to be girls and free can not be sminkas
- I am a grandfather always talk about girls from the teen

WHAT'S RESPONSIBILITY?
- It's something we all seek, and no one knows what. I do not know me.
- I heard that this is something very difficult that not everyone can wear.
- Responsibility is the ice cream when I seek a responsible Dad: Do not be.
- Accountability is the answer when the other not to study and induced him to play.

How are baby?
- They are made of midwives in the maternity ward.
- Shame me to say because it is a bold work.
- True to turn a blind eye at night because when he rode.
- It's a stupid job that is receiving child benefit.
- Babies are born or made from cabbage. How anyone likes.
- Babies are made when you're good and I rode his brother, and then on the main and you dzabe was good.

WHAT IS A HOBBY?
- These traps I ate when I was little.
- My hobby is to spoil the TV
- Hobbies of my grandmother's grandfather was lying and catching fish.
- Hobby's something free that cost you dearly.

WHAT IS THE SUN?
- Who looks at the sun, and not turn a blind eye has to be sick teacher.
- Najlepse sun on the sea. It lives there and as soon as we have come to ask how much money.
- I'm Babino sun. I guess I did because my mom and so called.

WHAT IS ASTROLOGY?
- There I went to watch Harry Potter
- It is a science because you can not go to school.
- Horoscope is that when children are dressed the same and sing the same song in more votes.

WHAT IS RELIGION?
- He who has religion is always clean, not lies and cut their nails regularly.
- I do not know what to serve al to get as soon as were born.

WHO'S PATRIARCH?
- He is the President of male and female priests.
- He is the same as Saint Sava just as alive
- When the Christmas or Easter, he sings, and has not recorded a CD.
- P is that it be called when we wave to him.

WHAT IS POLITICAL
- Is a beautiful word for corrupt activities.
- These are strange people who talk to others thinking they are smart.
- That's when the suits cike lying in front of many of the world and these pljescu them.

WHAT IS THE EURO?
- Euro on TV is when my victory lane
- It's the same as Eurocrats only in small jars.
- When I heard my mother say that watching komsinice Euro from what the world
- These are the most expensive money you can buy when you receive a salary.

WHAT'S YUGOSLAVIA?
- Yugoslavia this is where we live but no longer exists.
- It's a state from which they are incurred Serbs in the diaspora.
- You have something and when not, then it is Yugoslavia
- It is a sister of a Jugoslav, but I do not know it.

WHAT IS THE CAPITAL?
- So called Belgrade on telelviziji.

SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC'S WHO?
- It's a guy that was once in charge.
- It's uncle who is on trial on television when he is not sick.
- It's been a lot of good, but you do not like for women.
- He was taken because the police beat.

WHAT IS THE NATIONAL INTEREST?

- This is something that is constantly being issued.
- Our neighbors to have, and we had and gave them
- It's a matter where he went to be a Serb.

WHAT IS COMMUNISM?
- It's the joke that matorci gang red
- It's a desert island for non-swimmers.
- It's just for adults. Children of that hurt the stomach.
- This is my grandfather when he was young and foolish.
- I do not communism because I drink milk regularly.

DOCTOR WHO IS SCIENCE?
-It is the doctor who treated science.
- Doctor of Sciences is a scientific being.
- This is the one that does not wear a white suit coat, but so funny.
- He does not say that you opened your mouth, only he speaks.
- It is a mask so as to not know that he's a doctor.

WHAT IS CULTURE?
- It's pzoriste and often lead me into the culture.
- To get in the house and carry it wherever you go.
- It is planted in villages and after selling in the market in the city.

WHAT IS GENOCIDE?
- These are films that are shown after midnight.
- It's something from ponavanja nature.
- Genocide inherited from parents.
- Genocide is something that is constantly talking in connection with a city of silver.

WHAT IS CLONING?
- It's annoying when the clown.
- This is done on sheep, and after will be on us.

WHAT IS mafia?
- When you steal a cherry that's not the mafia.
- It's a white-collar, highly paid job.

WHAT IS chauvinism?
- Chauvinism is when someone called the Special Representative of the High Representative of the United Nations

WHAT IS THE DRUG?
- My grandfather is using drugs. He dijabolicar and every day give themselves drugs from syringes.

WHAT'S PRESS CONFERENCE?
- It is when one asked, and others sit and drink beer deer.
- A force to be journalists.
- Anyone who wants something to agree on the make konfernciju

WHAT IS aerobics?
- It's a herd airport.
- When trcis with music and not a ballerina.
- To get aerobic you must be a lot of fat.
- At that believe only ugly damage.

WHERE IS AMERICA?
- That they do not know where is Serbia.
- There are live cowboys and Indians, but they are killed and now live only actors.